Today is such a normal, boring day.. isn’t it? Bah, big hooha over Fridays for what? So boring.

LET ME BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!!! *beams*

I have someone to introduce to all of you!! Heh heh heh.

He’s someone who hasn’t made much of an appearance on this space, mostly because most of what comes out of his mouth (or on MSN) wasn’t made for me to publish for the general public. *stares at sky*

But anyways, he’s the reason why I burst out laughing at my computer at MANY random spastic moments because of… well, himself.

He has also chosen very unwisely to blackmail me on his silly blog. PFFTT!!!

Oh, and he’s basically a male version of me. Says a lot, huh? Hahaha!

AND HIS NAME??

ah mah:
OMG MY JEANS I CAN FIT INTO THEM *CELEBRATES*
i cant eat breakfast today. or else how to wear jeans.
LOL
i practicing for sunday. FULL DRESS REHEARSAL
well. almost full dress anyway :P
jojo:
haha whats happening on sunday?
ah mah:
my friend wedding lor
if not why i buy the jeans for what
jojo:
how i know, thought you jus want new jeans
ah mah:
LOL
well
partly that as well
cos i saw this pair of grey jeans online that were GORGEOUSLY expensive
so i bought this cheaper similar alternative and then i went home and *orgasms*

HAHAHA, as for the rest, it’s behind a cut because, well.
Click at your own discretion please. NC-16 ok? HAHA.

More conversations with the reindeer!
(And mind you, these are JUST from today’s conversation)

Looooong one about mahjong:

ah mah:
OMG
YDAY I PLAY MAHJONG
MY FRIENDS MOM: *draws the cat tile* OMG *takes in deep soulful breath* SO SHIOK I TOUCH MY PUSSY!
jojo:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD
ah mah:
then she ask me why my friend giong europe
me: oh. wa eh peng you suka jia hot dog, boh suka jia lap cheong.
friend mother: orh~~ europe eh hot dog kah twa kah tdeng hor?
jojo:
HAHAHAAHHAAH
ah mah:
very good.
and my friend godfather took one look at my cards and said… “eh an zhua lu mor lu dteng eh?”
jojo:
OMG
WAHAHAHAHA
ah mah:
then we all laugh he act innocent say.. “wat. i talking about mj card you all ah. so dirty mind. eh but really leh. melvyn one quite long already.”
i wisely kept my mouth shut.
jojo:
LOL!!!!!!
ah mah:
i lurrrrve mahjong.
but ah
i think ah
only when i play with these people then they like that lei
i dont think they are normally tt crude
jojo:
its jus you
ah mah:
MY CHURCH FRIENDS SAY THEY SEE MY FACE MUST SCOLD VULGAR WORD ONE IF NOT THEY NROMALLY WONT SCOLD
EVEN MY FRIEND MOTHER ALSO AGREE
then she look at me and say CB
=(
jojo:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG WALAO
ah mah:
eh u know ah
i even try to be nice las night leh
I drew a mouse then auntie drew the cat. I ACTUALLY SAID “why u take my cat?” then Auntie asked me.. “WHY YOU NEVER SAY YOU WANT MY PUSSY?”
WAHHAHAHAHAHA
my friend simply melted in his chair
he was like
jojo:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!! WTH
ah mah:
“omg mommy dont say already my ears got blood come out”
i played with church friends
and THEY TOLD EVERYONE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT PLAYING MAHJONG WITH ME IS LIKE TALKING DIRTY DURING SEX
OMG
i died that night.

And then I discovered that he’s the one polluting me:

jojo:
chee cheong fun!!!
the nice aunty not working today
stupid other aunty didnt want to gimme extra sauce
HEN TIAN LE!!!! TAI TIAN BU HAO CHIIIIIII *sulk*
ah mah:
WAHAHAHAH
SHE DOESNT KNOW US
jojo:
then now my ccf not orgasmic
stupid aunty
DEPRIVE ME OF MY ORGASM
ah mah:
WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHA
trust old women to stop young ladys from orgasming.
jojo:
SHE JEALOUS LOR
ah mah:
LOL WTF WTF WTF WAHAHAHAHAHA
jojo:
YOU ARE POLLUTING ME!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????
WHO AM I TURING INTO??????
YOU!!!!!!!!
I AM NOW FULL ON UN-ORGASMIC CCF
i am incredibly unsatisfied
ah mah:
WAHAHAHAH

LOL. And these, dear readers, are just the TIP of the iceberg because trust me, IT’S USUALLY WORSE. Hahahahahaha.

Hi twinnie! *waves*

(I have 3 twins. HAHA. Oh wait, 4!)

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