Why is it that when I resolve to stop eating so much, or to put it positively – to eat less, Charmaine walks into the office with bags of chips and seaweed??!
And this morning before I left the house, I saw a box of my FAVOURITE Japanese corn chips. 
Sigh, want to be angry also cannot.
The Ruffles cheese chips are 
as well man!
I AM NEVER GONNA LOSE THE EXCESS WEIGHT THIS WAY MAN. 
WHERE’S
MY
SKINNY
PERSON???????????
*stares*
Psst, I also had 4 slices of pizza at lunch today. And leftover (orgasmic) cake from yesterday. *insert guilty face*
I am horrified by my appetite – 2 slices of pizza used to be too much for me!! OMG, what’s happening to me!
1- He trained me how to eat even when I’m not hungry. To prevent gastric, he says. Pah!
2- My appetite SWELLS when I’m happy. Go figure.
(Sigh but I want to be happy, not flabby! I am a poet.)
Okay, enough whining. *gasp*
As soon as my spanking new HOT PINK iPod nano gets to me, I. Am. Going. Jogging. *double gasp*
i like this!
